Some things are truly universal. Here I am applying the Torture Rack to my friend Anne's son Jack, which was followed by one on his brother Charlie, and then another one for Jack, and then - well, once it gets started it tends to carry on for a while. All of my friends' kids, especially Mike Kelly's Barbarians, are frequent recipients of the Torture Rack, and demand it.
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| Ask him, ref. Fortunately he submitted before I had to apply the Figure Four Leg Lock. |
What? No figure four?
ReplyDeletethis is too cute. You should have more kids. Or have had more kids. Or whatever. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, Kate, I've often thought the same thing.
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