Unfettered Moral Corruption

I know this picture has been tagged with both Jordan and India, and clearly it was not snapped in either country. Instead, it was taken in the excellent Cyndi Brandenburg's backyard during her now annual Iftar dinner. It features my student Ashley Lenze wearing a hat that looks remarkably like one I used to own, quite remarkably so. Hats have mysteriously disappeared in both India and Jordan, countries that the said Ashley Lenze has visited. It could just be a coincidence. . .

All I'm saying is that don't set down a hat in her presence . . .