FLA

 OK, so this is definitely not the #YankeeHellhole. A couple years ago I set myself the goal of spending more time with my oldest friend Jack and his wife Julie. It doesn't hurt that they live in Florida, which is a perfectly lovely place to spend time during the winter in VT - and maybe even more so during the wretched Mud Season (more on that later).

It's hard to believe that my ex-wife Brenda and I introduced the crazy kids to each other almost forty years ago. Like so many of the women in my life, Juju is obviously a shirt thief.