Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Necropants

I mean, seriously, what does one even sway about necropants? They're the star attraction at the Museum of Sorcery and Witchcraft in Holmavik, although, sadly/happily/thankfully, they're just a copy.  According to Thorunn, our inside source at the museum, the brave soul who volunteered in their re-creation, lost a lot of leg hair in the process.  He didn't lose any skin, however, and when you're talking about necropants it means that you're way ahead of the game.

Unfortunately they didn't have my size, which I definitely need to get serious about this diet.



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