During the recent trip to Michigan to visit Andy and Heidi and the eminently brilliant Sylvie Rose we went into a wonderful little antique shop in Ann Arbor. The goal was to finally, as we were ready to kick off the sixth season of the Twin Peaks Football League, create a trophy for the winning team. We've long had the punishment for the loser: the abhorrent My Little Pony sweater that must be worn, and photographed, in a public place. However, we've never had a first place trophy. Well, we still don't have a first place trophy, but now we have a second artifact associated with "winning" the Wixon for finishing last: a horrible glass clown which has to sit on the desk of the winner/loser for an entire year, as a constant reminder of their shame. It says a lot about our league that we don't have a trophy for winning, let alone a cash award, but we do have two forms of punishment associated with losing.
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If this would not make you purchase at least two fantasy football guides and devote several days to preparation then truthfully nothing would.
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