Several years ago, as is detailed somewhere here on this blog, I was asked to drive to the wilds of Maine to speak at my friend Richard's funeral. I was honored to do so, but it was also more than a bit depressing. Consequently, I decided to drive through Portland, Maine so that I could visit the International Cryptozoological Museum, which I'd heard about for years but had never visited. Mainly I was just looking for some slight ray of happiness in the midst of an exhausting and depressing trip. I thought of this recently when I was back home in Indiana, having made a wild drive through a near blizzard to not actually arrive in time to be there for his passing - and then was frustrated and angered by my family, per usual, collapsing in upon itself. In need of a little joy in the face of family misery and idiocy, I left Cincinnati and headed due east, partially to try and drive south of another storm, but mainly to head to Port Pleasant, West Virginia to visit the Mothman Museum. While I didn't end up missing the storm, at least not entirely, I was successful in significantly boosting my morale. I've known about the legend of the Mothman for a long time, and had also heard about the Museum, but on all my my odd little journeys I had never been even remotely close to Point Pleasant (although, come to think of it, I wonder if it would have been an option on my Trip of Excellence with my friend Sanford on our drive to Oklahoma before I left for a year in Abu Dhabi?). Technically, I shouldn't have been close to Point Pleasant on this trip, but I bent time and space to my needs (sort of like the Mothman did). Actually, the Museum was great and it was a cool way to break up a long drive and to spend an hour or so. It also housed an appropriately rich souvenir store. After spending over $180 on souvenirs - many of my friends received Mothman swag for Christmas this year - the nice girl at the front desk packed everything away in a sweet Mothman bag, which was comped (which is all you needed to know about how much money I spent).
I guess I should add that, sadly, I have a better chance of actually seeing the Mothman than my family all in one place at one time: Scudder Family Happiness, a fitting subject for cryptozoology.
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