Bowling Alone?

And I'm not talking about Robert Putnam's book (although I am trying to build the original article that led to his book into our reworked Global Awareness sequence here at Zayed). While visiting the Zayed Sports City (more on that later) I came across this bowling alley (complete with the very western and requisite video game machines and pizza emporium). So, I have located venues for bowling and darts and pool. Now, if I can just find a venue for minature golf I'm going to push to relocate the Gentlemen of Excellence Four Sport Triathlon to Abu Dhabi for 2013. It's already bigger than the World Cup or the Olympics, so why shouldn't it move around as well?