Yeah, a Goon

 Actual conversation at the gym the other day between some random dude and me.

RD: "Hey, did you play hockey?"

GS: "What?"

RD: "You look like you could have been an intimidator, like for the Bruins."

GS: "You mean a goon."

RD: "Yeah, a goon."

GS: "Well, sometimes a Gretzky needs to be knocked down."

RD: "Yeah."

My fate in life: I always see myself as Wayne Gretzky but am always typecast as Marty McSorley.